Hello, my name is Diana, and I have a problem.

My problem is, I am an addict.

An addict with a VERY costly taste. 

Drinkware.

I collect it. 

Scared ya, didn't I?

If it's pretty, if it's pink, if it's got bows or patterns, I MUST own it. 

If it's got a straw, a monogram, a lid and can be bought in the form of a mason jar, I NEED it. 

Need to get me a present?

My initials are DHR. Soon, they will be DBR,

(First, Last, Middle Initial)

And so you know,

My favorite color is pink, I love bows, I love quatrefoils and chevron. 

Need some examples?

Don't mind if I do!

Happy birthday/unbirthday/anniversary/Friday/ANYDAY to ME!

& thanks in advance!

Just kidding, but not really.